I was having a problem understanding my computer manual. Called my computer store, to get some clarification. This is what I heard: “. . . my name is peggy . . . what is problem please?”
Sphere: Related Content“I know a place where you can get a shot of Jack with ketchup.”
“Oh, my God! I think I have hypochondria!”
“. . . i don’t drink, i don’t take drugs, i don’t have sex and i’m always on a diet . . . “
” . . . i know my ABCs . . . but i dont know them in alphabetical order . . . ”
Two women talking on the escalator: “Yeah, he is a man cake.”
“Crack on . . . ‘ave a booze . . . “
“My sister made me so mad last night.”
“What did she do?”
“She won’t ever do anything I ask her to do.”
“What did you do?”
“I choked her.”
“YOU CHOKED HER!? I dont want to know this. I will have to report you.”
“It was only a little. She hardly noticed.”
“Do you think I look old?”
“Why do you care?”
“Well, it’s something I think about a lot lately.”
“You should think of something else.”
“That’s easy for you to say. You ‘ve been old a long time. You’re used to it.”
“The professor keeps sending the paper back, asking for clarification. Back and forth. Back and forth. He is really slowing down my graduation plans.”
