Ticklenotes

Woman: I didn’t have any trouble getting service in Paris. The waiters were nice to me.”

Man: “Yeah, you . . . you lifted your shirt for all the waiters.”

Woman: “In my case, I didn’t have to lift my shirt. Some of us are just naturally big.”

Man: “I know what you mean.”

A woman walking behind a priest, going down the church steps:

“Watch your step Father.”