Ticklenotes

Neice 1: “So on Monday, if you eat at Chili’s, all the proceeds will benefit the Children’s Cancer Foundation. So we’re going there on Friday.”

Neice 2: “That’s mean. . .”

Neice 1: “I mean Monday.”

Neice 2: “Oh . . . “

“Be nice or you can’t be my friend.” (Kim Yetman Stanford, 2009)

Overheard on Facebook: “Have you eaten your squirrel yet?”